Quote of the Week

Older Gentleman: Oh, I bet he's a good sleeper!

Daddy (proudly): Yes! He sleeps through the night. Ever since he was 6 weeks old.

Older Gentleman: The big ones always do.

Mom and Dad look at each other and suddenly realize why they've never needed Ambien.

For what it's worth,

HAJ

Quote of the Week

"Oh my God! My toenail fell off!!!"

"Should we call 911?"

"I'm serious, this is baaaad! I may throw up."

"Does it hurt?"

"No, but I think it should, so I limp a little."

HAJ