Wednesday, July 09, 2008

I Like Mine Crispy

I've tried it before, and haven't liked it. I've tried maple brown sugar, and I've tried peppered. I've tried it limp (Grampa Jack) and I've tried it crispy. All of these options have lead to nothing but fake gagging and turning up my nose. Most of you aren't going to believe this, but I'm talking about bacon. Well, Mom made BLT's last night for supper, and my eyes have been opened. Now I like it limp, now I like it crispy, now I like it peppery and maple sugary. Now I just like it and I gotta have it. Doesn't hurt when there is Miracle Whip on toast and some yummy tomatoes squeezed in between - you can keep the lettuce. That's for another day.

Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while,


Anonymous said...

That blog is TOOOOOO FUNNY!
Bacon is one of the most awesome foods ever! Grandpa Jack & I can't wait to see you in 2 weeks!!!! It's finally here and we can't wait!
xoxo, gammy

Fabulous Over 40 said...

You must be a bacon lover, just like a baseball lover if your mom is really your mom! :)

Brooke a.k.a. 34B cup said...

Atta boy! Lets talk about skipping the limp bacon all together soon, huh?

Anonymous said...

at last brother, bacon is the best part of all meals, I can smell it a mile away...wish I had some now
Love you