Another Spoiled Dinner

Attack! Attack of the pear! I see you over there....don't even try to come over here and take it away. Its my pear! I'm going to eat the whole thing, center weird part and all! And I'm going to ruin my dinner and leave my mom lurching in the corner, worried that I'm not eating enough because I only had a few bites of my grilled cheese sandwich and a few bites of my carrots. After all, I am a growing boy and I need sustenance, not just PEARS!

Forbidden fruit,
HAJ