PBJ Me, ASAP

The thing that's nice about eating peanut butter and jelly samwiches, is that no one bugs me while I'm doing it. They just let me be, do what I want. If I want to put it in my hair, its cool. If I want to smear it on my face, no one's to blame. I can even holler at my samwich for no reason, and Mom won't call the people in the white jackets to take me away.

No rest for the weary,
HAJ